Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain,
Par Dilon Ke Shahar To Ujarte Nahi,
Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut Jaye Bhi To,
Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab Kabhi Mittey nahi

Ishq Ishq Na Karyia Kar

Ishq Ishq na karyia kar ni, vekh ishq de kare
Es ishq ne joban rutte kai lutte kai mare
Ishq kamavan aye jehre niana de vanjare
Jattan de putt jogi ho gaye chadke takt hazare

Dur Na Jaaya Karo

Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai,
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai,
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse,
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai.

Hum Bhi Bane Hain Shayar

Hum bhi bane hain shayar hoke ishk me nakam,
Humne bhi kiya hai naam hoke ishk me badnaam,
Pyar me unke hame do niyamate mili,
Ek hath me kalam hai duje hath me hai jaam…………

Jahan Ke Ufaq

Jahan ke ufaq itane qareeb na laiyega.
Zakhm-e-dil se na khoon bahaiyega.
Vo gayi hai ek nayi hasti basane,
Us ke chale jane ko apna anjaam na banaiyega.

Bahut Chaha Par

Bahut Chaha par unhe bhula na sake,
Khayalo mein kisi aur ko la na sake,
Kisi ko dekh kar aansu to ponch liye,
Par kisi ko dekh kar hum muskura na sake…

Unko Tanhai Na De

Ae Khuda hamari tar ha unko tanhai na de,
Hum Ji lenge tanha magar unko Judai na de,
Hamari Nigaho me basi rahe unki surat
Unko Bhale hi hum dikhai na de…

Waqt Vichhore Da

Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da,
bin yaar guzara kaun kare,
ik din howe taan lang jawe,
sari umar guzara kaun kare

Hanju Saadi Taqdeer

Hanju saadi taqdeer
Asin hanjuan vich rul jaana
Asin umraan tak tuhanu yaad rakhna
Par tusin hauli-hauli sannu bhul jaana

Akhiyan Wich Hanju

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

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Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!

Group Policy

Peter walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

“We don’t need anyone” they replied.

“You can’t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!”

“Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job.”

He was gone about two hours, and returned and handed them two checks, one for $25,000.00 and another for $50,000.00. “How in the world did you do that ?” they asked.

“I told you I’m the worlds best salesman, I can sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!”

“Did you get a urine sample?” they asked him. “What’s that?” he asked. “Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the company requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples.”

Peter was gone about 6 hours and they were fixing to close when he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand.

He sets the buckets down, and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine, and sets them on the desk and says, “Here’s Mr. George’s and this one is Mr. Robert’s.”

“Thats good” they said, “but what’s in those two buckets?”

“Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were having a teachers convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!”
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Do you want to work today?
And Tomorrow?
 And the day after?
 

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GAL PURANI HOVE TA ITIHAS BAN JANDI HAI
BIN PANI DI HOVE TA PYAS BAN JANDI HAI,
SOHNE YAAR DI HOVE TA KHAAS BAN JANDI HAI,
KUCH PAUN DI HOVE TA AAS BAN JANDI HAI,
KUCH GHUM JAN DI HOVE TA KASH BAN JANDI HAI,
JE TERI TE MERI HOVE TA VISHWAS BAN JANDI HAI…..

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TERE PYAR DI KAHANI ASI AJE V NA BHULE,
TERI MERI MULAKAT THANDI HAWA DE BHULE,
UNA VELIAN DE BUTE AAJ RUKH BAN GAYE,
TERE NAL BETE PAL SADE DUKH BAN GAYE…

es ishq ne sanu rula dita…

hora to ki ummida c jad sajna ne hi bhula dita…

mudke ishq nahi karna asi, as ishq ne siana bana dita……..

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone an hour into the evening so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim statement and said, “I have some bad news. My grand- father has just died.”

“Thank God,” his date said. “If yours hadn’t, mine would’ve had to.”

Kirchoff’s Current Law (KCL):
At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero. Kirchoff’s Voltage Law (KVL):
The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero. Exercise:

Please apply Kirchoff’s Current and Voltage laws to the following figures. Figure 1: 

Figure 2:

Kirchoff ka baap bhi solve nahi kar sakta

Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average size. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Restroom Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet pater roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the “Chronic Offender” category.

Surgery:
As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed will constitute a breach of employment.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week.

Kyun jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth’s rotation.

Kyun machalta hai mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

Kyun gum hai har disha,
Because u have poor sense of direction.

Kyun hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyun aata hai mazaa,
Because u enjoy the situation.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

Kyun aati hai bahar,
Because of change in season.

Kyun hota hai karar,
Because of taking tension.

Kyun hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposite attraction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum !!!

That’s Life. Isn’t it?

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake

The buzz about a passionate kissing scene between Himesh Reshammiya and Mallika Sherawat in his debut film is being laid to rest.

Himesh denies the existence of such a scene, as it doesn’t go with the story at all. It’s just a rumour and there is no truth to it.

However, the reason we’re being told that the kissing scene does not exist in the film is because Madame Mallika wanted it that way.

Apparently, Mallika had made it clear that she was not willing to do any such scene in the film, to the extent of writing so in the contract. She made it very clear right at the narration, that there would be no kissing scene in the film.

A source working on the film says that Reshammiya has been flooded with queries regarding the existence of such a scene, in light of Mallika’s previous track record nevertheless.

Himesh laughs it off every time anyone asks himas according to him it won’t make sense to justify the placement of a kiss between him and Mallika.

The film is a passionate love story between Himesh and Riaa (aka Hansika Motwani).

Apparently the ‘no-kissing’ clause in her contract, was because her character isn’t required to do anything along those lines and she was quite sure of what she won’t do in the film.